105 Min • War / Drama • USA • R • MGM • 03/01/2007
Jessica Biel
Military Combat Scenes
Fully Clothed Jessica Biel
One Armed Jessica Biel
You’ve seen this movie before
OK. If you’ve lived in a cave for the last 20 years this movie will actually be a pretty good watch for you. Production wise it’s not bad, the acting was normal hollywood, there are some Iraq combat action scenes, and there is a lot of character development.
The problem with Home of the Brave, is that if you haven’t lived in a cave for the last 20 years - you’ve seen, literally every scene in this movie somewhere else…
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking military movie cliches on this motherfucking DVD!.
I mean this movie pulls cliche scenes from every military movie from the 1970’s on - from Platoon to Rambo! And the characters are so obvious they read like an open book… an open childrens book…with really big text and pictures.
I thought the early military sequence was really anticlimatic. None of the characters had been established enough for me to care whether they lived or died - and I thought the kids of Bravo company made stupid decisions in the firefight.
To be totally honest, I got so bored from this movie I turned it off halfway through - YES I hate doing that, but I’m getting disgruntled and “short” in my old age - And I mean, Jessica Biel walking around with her prosthetic hand that looked like one of those Increbile Hulk foam gloves, if it had been any worse it would have crossed the line into being a movie so Bad its actually Good… but it never got there…
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking military movie cliches on this motherfucking DVD!.
Seriously, rent Snake on a Plane, simply put its just a better Samuel Jackson flick.
They each deal with different ailments, situations ranging from post tramatic stress disorder to coping with being an amputee.
